Shift

So I show up for mid shift on Wednesday night and no sooner than I draw my weapon, free SGT tells me I'm working the gate. Ok, that's fine because I brought my computer and packed my lunch. I wonder if it's because hero is new or because I'm on profile. Either one aren't good enough for me, but I don't want him showing up on my scene anyways and telling me what to do when I have 4 years of broken road experience and he has 4 days. So this promises to be advantageous. So I find out that gate 8 needs two people and I go inside to find a good partner and he overhears me asking around and starts asking what's going on with gate 8. I told him they needed two and he was upset because he's in charge and needs to know what's going on. So I walk outside and get a ride from swings supervisor. I also find out that I got the best battleship player in the world as my partner. We start working the gate and he shows up about 30 minutes into shift. Now the funny and ironic part is that he wasn't there when we were given the gate 8 instructions, but free SGT, who was also there with us, was the one who put out the instructions. Hero tells us, since I refuse to stand at parade rest to work a gate, that we have to stand at ease until a vehicle comes, parade rest when they show up, attention when they get closer and give them proper hand and arm signals and check their IDs. I tell him that I've never worked this gate before, but I'm sure I'll catch on quickly and he believed me. Yeah, 4 years at Fort Puke and I've NEVER worked gate 8 before. Free SGT was there and had to turn around because he was smiling. I also read the SOP that PFCOA had said doesn't have the positions in it & he was RIGHT. Turns out the guy that's in charge has never worked the gate OR read the SOP. Not surprising.